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Friday

Friday

Bazinga!
...I'm getting real tired of being told all I need is the right man.

I'm steering towards having a full-fledged relationship with a woman, and the best lover I've ever had was a woman.

People need to let go of their macho egos, and realize that a woman's world *does not* revolve around getting a bit of the salami.

What is so hard to understand about a woman falling in love with another woman? :rwmad:
 
I think it is just what you need that you need to worry about. It is human nature to find fault with a person, no matter what it is they perceive to be the fault.
 
Friday said:
What is so hard to understand about a woman falling in love with another woman? :rwmad:
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Bullshit !

Random person : Hey, how come you're still a virgin ? Is it because you're too fat and ugly ?

Friday : No, it's because my heart belongs to a woman.

Random person : Right, and I'm the king of fuckin' Siam.

Friday : What's so hard to understand about a woman falling in love with another woman ?

Random person : Even a woman wouldn't fall in love with you, anyway.

Friday : You fag ! I'll go share my philosophy on homo/heterosexual relationships on trollkingdom.net, because trollkingdom.net is the best website when it comes to sharing details of your intimate life. The clique of sweet and lovable posters will reassure me.

Random person : So, you're into same sex relationships and you're calling me a fag as an insult ? LOL !

Friday : Shut up, motherfucker. My internet avatar displays a hot chick with a perfect body, expressing the very feminine emotion of sadness, therefore, I am a hot chick.

Random person : Whatever. I'm thinking of selling my Star Wars collectors edition fully packed with laser swords and a Harrison Ford mask.

Friday : You know I'm buying it ;).

Random person : Ok cheers Jessica.

Friday : Cheers big ears.

Random person : LOL.

Friday : Ok bye.

Random person : Bye.
 
Heh.

Not looking for reassurance...just a soapbox, and a safe place to blow off steam. TK serves this purpose nicely. Controversial viewpoints are the order of the day, and I welcome that.

You are entertaining, tho.
 
Friday said:
Heh.
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*grin*


Not looking for reassurance...just a soapbox, and a safe place to blow off steam. TK serves this purpose nicely.
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WRONG ! Friends/mates/your clique/your mom are the safe place to vent your personal aasddflksdmfsdaksdaoskdhakosdjadkljaskldsd, and not an internet wasteland inhabited by star trek geeks and comic book junkies.


You are entertaining, tho.
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I'm a porn definer, fetish and burlesque ;).
 
Marquis De Sade said:
That's a polite way to tell you : "go get laid !".

Let me guess, you're a 34 year old single white female, you're overweight, and you dig Star Trek.
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Women can love men who are overweight, ugly, and dig Star Trek. It is not a far stretch to believe women can love women who are overweight, ugly, and dig Star Trek.
 
eloisel said:
Women can love men who are overweight, ugly, and dig Star Trek. It is not a far stretch to believe women can love women who are overweight, ugly, and dig Star Trek.
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I disagree. For a relationship to transcend an extremely atrocious physical appearance, the latter should be offset by an extremely strong and attractive character, and that is not a general trait of fat fuckos who dig star trek, and spend their allowance buying acne treatment.

While cool people are naturally attracted to each other, the same logic does not apply when talking about uncool people, who tend to prefer isolation. We should also take into account the very limited social circle that uncool people are part of. Therefore, even if we assume that uncool people dig each other, the chances are that they'll never be able to meet each other in the first place.

Not only you are ignorant in Economics, but in Sociology too. :)
 
Friday said:
...I'm getting real tired of being told all I need is the right man.

I'm steering towards having a full-fledged relationship with a woman, and the best lover I've ever had was a woman.

People need to let go of their macho egos, and realize that a woman's world *does not* revolve around getting a bit of the salami.

What is so hard to understand about a woman falling in love with another woman? :rwmad:
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The fact that they don't have a bit of the salami, probably.
 
Like, it would be boring for me as a guy to sleep with someone else with a dick. Occasionally, maybe...but I'm monogamous, so occasional dick, just like occasional pussy would be out that's all I'm saying. If it's for life, I'd better be able to fuck it without getting shit on my dick.
 
jack said:
Like, it would be boring for me as a guy to sleep with someone else with a dick. Occasionally, maybe...but I'm monogamous, so occasional dick, just like occasional pussy would be out that's all I'm saying. If it's for life, I'd better be able to fuck it without getting shit on my dick.
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I've got first dibs on you if you're ever single.
 
Having seen a pic of Friday, my guess is that she's going lesbo because there are some things even a roaring drunk guy won't do in fear for his sanity and/or reputation.
 
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