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You Mess With the Bull, You Get the Horns

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I rule.

My tweaked out freaky neighbor keyed my car last weekend so I sent an anonymous tip to the police about some indescretions he let slip as well as some molestery goings-on I have learned about through "Desperate Houswives" like rumors. There were assloads of cops outside his house tonight as well as the ghetto bird.

The guy doesn't belong in my neighborhood, I hope he got the hint.

Don't mess with me fellas, I know people and I work within the LAW...bitches.
 
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Interesting. His indiscretions and involvement in molestery goings on weren't worth calling the police about until he keyed your car?
 
Kids are worthless nowadays. They just grow up to be bad, evil, polluting humans.

But cars.... those toyotas sometimes have a 15% resale value.
 
eloisel said:
Interesting. His indiscretions and involvement in molestery goings on weren't worth calling the police about until he keyed your car?
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Rumors aren't worth reporting until I know he's done something illegal for sure. I live in a small exclusive community full of gossipy bitches, be glad SOMEONE called.
 
Red Whacker said:
Translation: He didn't accept my advances.

Dumb slut.
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A) Ew.

B) That's right, take the brotherman's side, he might end up being your boyfriend in the pokey some day. Criminals really should stick together.
 
^Says the gossipy bitch. I'd key your car too, if I had an obese neighbor like yourself to bump into every fucking day.

God, I could almost imagine the horror of seeing your lard ass. :fear:
 
I almost wish I were obese Red, I know you like the fatties and we could have one harmonious board but *sigh*, I'm not.

Shouldn't you be robbing disabled people or something?
 
Laker_Girl Awww, if ya didn't care you wouldn't seek my threads out and comment EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. You're my bitch. :)
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DON'T RESPOND, PANDA - THAT WOULD PROVE SHE HAS TROLLED YOU!!!!!
 
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