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YOU SMELL OF DONKEY PUNCH

SONG I WROTE FOR DONKEY KONG


SO YOU'RE A BIPEDAL APE
SO YOU'RE A BIPEDAL APE
BUT YOU'RE CALLED 'DONKEY'
BECAUSE SOME SLANT EYED FUCK
COULDN'T SPELL 'MONKEY'
BUT YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING DONKEY
YOU'RE A BARRELL ROLLING MONKEY
BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING BARRELL
THAT CAN SAVE YOU FROM MY TWO BARRELLS
BECAUSE IT'S A SHOTGUN
'COS IT'S A SHOTGUN YEAH
LET'S SEE YOU DODGE THESE FUCKING BULLETS
YOU BIG DUMB FUCKING APE
I AIN'T NO FAT ITALIAN PLUMBER
YOU BIG DUMB FUCKING APE
SO EAT THIS LEAD
EAT THIS LEAD
AND GO TO FUCKING HELL
 
SONG I WROTE FOR HARODL BISHOP

SO YOU'RE FAMILY DIED,
AND YOU DIDN'T CRIED,
BECAUSE YOU USED CONNOR AS A REPLACEMENT ONE,
FOR YOUR DEAD SON,
A SILLY THING TO DO,
SKY TRIED TO WARN YOU TOO,
YOU WENT MAD IN THE END,
PAUL DROVE YOU ROUND THE BEND,
YOU TRIED TO KILL HIM WITH YOUR BARE HANDS,
AND NOW, IN TROUBLE, SURELY YOU WILL LAND(S)

GOOD, EH?
 
SONG I WROTE FOR JEAN-LUC PICARD ACTOR GUY

HEY THERE NIGGA YOU SAY YOU'RE NAMES NOT JEAN
BUT THEY CALL YOU IT RIGHT THERE WHENEVER MY TV'S ON
I KNOW THAT I AM AWESOME SO YOU'LL HEAR THIS SONG
AND DANCE AROUND YER SPACESHIP WITH GIRL'S PANTIES ON

I HEARD YOU JUST TODAY THERE ON THE IMAX FLICK
IT WAS CALLED SOLARIS AND IT WAS MAD SICK
OR MAYBE NOT SOLARIS BUT SOMETHING LATINY, YOU PRICK
YOU THINK ALL US MUTHAFUCKAS READ SO SICK?

SO ANYWAY THERE JEAN-LUC YOU KNOW I THINK YOU'RE BAD
BADDER THAN THE BADDEST HIT THAT MICHAEL JACKSON HAD
YOU MIGHT GET MAD BECAUSE I THINK IT'S YOUR REAL NAME
BUT SO DOES EVERYBODY SO STOP BEING LAME
 
No but MIKE TYONS AND STONE COLD STEVE AUSN THE RETTALSNAKE AND PUTBULL TOW MEN WITH DIFFERENT BELIEVES LET THEM FITH LET THEM FIgHT ARETLSL DON KING
 
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