You Suck

I had super hot wings
so hot
it took ice cream
to put out the flames on my lips
and down in my belly

I want some more.
 
Vanilla is probably better. But, I'm diabetic and when I'm bad and have ice cream, I have chocolate. If it kills me, I don't want it written that I croaked on vanilla. I want the plaque over my spot in the wall to have inscribed on it "Death by chocolate" underneath the engraving of my violin.
 
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Considering how often cats like to lay across the top of monitors, it's fitting that someone made one into a bed they can lay in.
 
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