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You wanna talk irony?

Dark Helmet: What's wrong with you? Fire across her nose, not up it!
[The gunman turns around and is cross-eyed]
Gunman: Sorry, sir. I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunman?
Cross-eyed gunman 2: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is that?
Col. Sanders: He's an asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that, who is he?
Col. Sanders: That's his name, "Asshole". Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: What about him?
Col. Sanders: He's an asshole too, sir.
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
Everyone on the ship: Yo, sir!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
On TK. Can't you feel it?
It's part of being an admin. When I resigned it felt like the board got better... er... that didn't come out right.
 
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