YOU WANT THIS.

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/dea2/?srp=1#tabs

You really, really want this.

 

[Conchaga]

Do you also subscribe to geek chic daily?

 

[jack]

I thought it was some sort of weird speculum, or anal probe at first.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wouldn't want to get pizza on it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do you also subscribe to geek chic daily?

Nope, I found a story somewhere on "Hot Xmas gifts this year" and it was part of the slideshow.

I thought it was some sort of weird speculum, or anal probe at first.

I'm not sure that it couldn't be used in these ways. That Gene Roddenberry was indeed a visionary in ways we have yet to discover.

 

[Dr Dave]

You'd have to buy two if you did want to use it for pizza cutting. That way you still have one in the box.

 

[Mirah]

I would never take it out of the box.

 

[Henoch]

I WANT TO SLIT MY WRIST WITH THAT.