You Will NEVER Understand the Subterfuge of JOHNNY FIVE

[Gagh]

Even remote-controlled 'robots' need to carve a career out for themselves after being rejected by Hollywood. Poor metal bastard auditioned for everything, but the final insult came when they cast Stuart Little in 'Stuart Little' instead of JOHNNY FIVE.

Now he plans to destroy Hollywood. I know. I heard it on the Grapeminefield.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's true, he also auditioned for the role of Doctor House but was so good that they had to changed the character to a human so they had an excuse not to hire him.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I heard from a friend of a friend that he's so washed up he's even started hitting on the hookers on the strip - but his performance isn't what it used to be...

Reportedly he was with a hooker in his car on Sunset Blvd., and after fifteen minutes of trying, he could not get his pnumatic lever to elevate. He was heard to remark, "Libedo, reassemble," as he started to cry robot tears.

 

[FBI parte due]

YOU THINK YOURE REALLY FUNNY DON'T YOU!

 

[Loktar]

HE IS FUNNY.

 

[FBI parte due]

NO I HATE HIM THE PHONY ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE HAS SUCH A GLAM LIFE SEXING JEFINER LOPEZ AND MEETING SPACE BATS AND RUNNING A PIZZA PARLOR AND ENJOYING HIS YOUNG SERVANT BOYS AND SMOCKING SPACE BAT URINE DRUGS AND USING A HOOKAH AND HAVING THE ENITRE TAXI FLEET OF EAST BROOKLYN AT HIS BECK AND CALL AND LIVING IN SOMEWHERE CALLED CHEESE COUNTRY AND SPACE BATS AND ANTALLE NATLAIE NATLEA SCARLETT CARLETT SEX SEX SEX DURGS

 

[Loktar]

^LOL

 

[Ishcabittle]

Don't hate the playah, baby, hate the government conspiracy to cover up the space bat revolution.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Johnny Five has been reprogrammed to understand secret jokes that only stoners get, SO WATCH OUT.

 

[Gagh]

BILL, TED & JOHNNY FIVE'S LOW BUDGET ADVENTURES?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ted now played by Screech from Saved By the Bell!