YOU WILL NOT BE HERE FOREVER!

[sk_AndolfHitler]

MY BROTHERS, MY CHILDREN: I WORK DAY AND NIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM. YOU WILL KNOW THAT THE DAY IS SOON TO COME WHEN THOSE CONDEMNED WILL BE KING, AND THE KINGS CONDEMNED. JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE WILL PERHAPS DO SOMETHING MINIMALLY NOTEWORTHY!

 

[Sarek]

So, what you're saying is you're going to fuck yourself. Right?

 

[Conchaga]

So, you want to become king only to be condemned? You contradict yourself.

 

[Sarek]

Confusing isn't it.

 

[sk_AndolfHitler]

DO NOT MAKE THIS MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT NEED BE. SECOND, THIRD: YOU NEED NOT BE HERE. YOU HAVE KNOWN MY SPLOOGE, AND MY SPLOOGE HAS SET YOU FREE. IT IS TIME FOR THE OTHERS TO JOIN US IN THE BEDROOM, AND IN THE FORUMS ABOVE.

 

[Conchaga]

Can someone fix the reception on this? That damned sound is coming back.

 

[JACKIE SKAN]

SKANDOLF, I HAVE AWAITED THIS MOMENT. I AM A MARTIAL ARTS MASTER AND WILL BE OF GREAT IMPORTANCE IN YOUR NEW REGIME. PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE AND I WILL BE VERY GRATEFUL.


TEST IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE BY SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE GROIN, THEN REPORT BACK.


...NOT YOU SKANDOLF.

 

[Conchaga]

Who needs trashy romance novels and soap operas when you have this place?

 

[sk_AndolfHitler]

DO NOT EQUATE THIS PLACE WITH TRASHY. THIS PLACE IS GREAT. SOON I WILL BE IN CHARGE AND IT WILL BE EVEN GREATER!

JACKIE SKAN, YOU ARE WITH US! I WILL HAVE MY SHINEBOYS SHOOT THEMSELVES IN THE GROIN IMMEDIATELY AND THEY WILL REPORT BACK TO YOU!

 

[Conchaga]

Nice photoshop work.

 

[The Skaninator]

I told you all didnt I? The Skan Ilk breed. I have not enough time and energy to deafeat them. I need help in my task. Now is the time! Who will help rid the pox that is the Skans from this and other places? Stand up and be counted!!

 

[the_other_Skan]

WHEN MISSMANNERS DISCOVERS THIS GRIEVOUS INJUSTICE, SHE WILL UNDO IT.