You'd Better Shape Up

[Gagh]

1970's UK Pop Charts was a dangerous place to be.

[YOUTUBE]x_MSi0MhM_c[/YOUTUBE]

 

[The Tomtrek]

I just had a flashback to the 1970s, and I wasn't even born in the 1970s.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What? No. No.

 

[headvoid]

Why do old blokes breathe so funny with their mouths like that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I won't when I'm old.

 

[jack]

I don't and I'm old.

 

[Gagh]

This is widely considered to be Top of the Pops lowest moment, though it had many...

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Christ, I can't even watch it with the sound turned off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did they not have Jimmy Saville molesting kids live on Top of the Pops once?

 

[Gagh]

Look up The Goodies and Funky Gibbon on there, then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ooh err!

 

[The Tomtrek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxjqMZd-BVE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Someone waas bound to think that up eventually.

 

[Tisiphone]

See, but when I read this line, You're the One that I Want immediately popped in my head. And now I have that and Gus & Shawn's version of Ebony and Ivory running through my head.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Family Ness did nothing be reinforce stereotypes.

 

[Tisiphone]

Eliot?

 

[Gagh]

Nope, Tisi, what Tomtrek posted up there. Watch it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH, WATCH IT.

 

[Tisiphone]

I can't because my computer is too fucking slow

 

[The Tomtrek]

Lovely-Ness was a damned whore.

"The kissing kind", indeed.