You'd fuck Charlotte Church

[CaptainWacky]

Admit it.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I haven't seen her in like 5 years. She might be old and ugly now and still standing on a wheat field singing about waving hello or something. Shit gets kinda old after a bit.

 

[johnford]

I might if I was drunk enough.

 

[jack]

I wouldn't fuck her, even with your dick, wacky

 

[CaptainWacky]

She has big tits.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Haven't seen her in ages. I'll see what I can GOOGLE, then I'll LET you KNOW.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No wonder Wacky would fuck her!

 

[CaptainWacky]

IS THAT HER NIIPPLES...OR HER KNEECAPS!?

 

[jack]

It's Miranda, with Church's head photoshopped on it

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish!

 

[Troda]

My mother would be very happy to hear that i had been inside a church.

 

[jack]

I wouldn't mind eating, as far as Church goes.

 

[Jethro]

I'd do her in the pew

 

[Troda]

I wouldn't mind eating, as far as Church goes.

Could that be considered Eucharist?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when she was 15?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dear Lord, she has dueling Edvard Munch "Scream" heads for boobs...

I'd sooner fuck Charlotte Bronte.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They don't look so bad when they're scooped up in a GIANT BRA of course.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, but the act of releasing them from their constraints is probably akin to two safes falling on Wile E. Coyote at the bottom of the canyon. *shudder*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Meep fucking meep to that.