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Your Gagh has arrived.

Mentalist

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Odo: By the way, your gagh has arrived.

Ezri Dax: My what?... Oh no.

Odo: Oh yes. And it's waiting for you in Cargo Bay Two.

Colonel Kira Nerys: [incredulous] Your *gagh*?

Ezri Dax: Jadzia ordered it. She was planning a party for Martok's birthday next week.

Colonel Kira Nerys: How much gagh did she order?

Odo: Fifty-one cases.

Ezri Dax: Each containing a different variety.

Colonel Kira Nerys: There are *varieties* of gagh?

Ezri Dax: Oh yes. I can remember what each one tastes like. And the way they feel when you... swallow them. Torga'gagh wiggles. Fildin'gagh squirms. Michi'gagh jumps
[her gorge rises; the conversation continues as she composes herself]

Ezri Dax: ...Bethul'gagh has *feet*...

[to Odo]
Ezri Dax: Flush it out the airlock. All of it.

Odo: [shaking his head] Environmental regulations.

Colonel Kira Nerys: Why don't you just give it to Martok?

Ezri Dax: He'd insist on sharing it with me, as a point of honor.
[sighs]

Ezri Dax: Wistin'gagh is packed in Targ blood.
[she looks down, nauseated]

Ezri Dax: I have to go now.
 
: It was the strangest thing. When I was taking Yoshi home, he kept shaking his rattle and saying "gung-gung-gung."
 
Yes, what was Wacky thinking? I mean, it's a professional site for heaven's sake.
 
They don't list it that way becasue you know some less then hot actress who thinks she is all that would thow a hissy fit.
 
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