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Your Probes Have Touched Me, Mister Spock

Oh, they're kissing again, in one of the most painful plot devices to get Shatna some hot skirt for the 700th time. She must have been good, though, cuz Sargon-Shatna-Kirk has gone for the olympic tumble.

McCoy looks lost as he declares Kirk dead, but doesn't have a living Jim to say "Jim" at the end.
 
See, this is dull. Now they're working out how to get Kirks mind out of the flashing ball. They have a black nurse now, who becomes the 4th chick to get a line - stuff Kirk's mind in her!

Henoch, meanwhile, isn't convinced that the new robo-bodies appear to look like shop dummies.
 
MCCOY WILL NOT PEDAL FLESH!


Don't worry - the aliens will do it for you, son!
 
She's attempting to destroy McCoy with a single thought, with an evil force-field that looks like a 1960's prog-rock album cover. BAD BITCH.
 
C'mon Thalassa, if it's that good that you won't go all Robo-Pulaski, then at least get nekkid, otherwise there's no point.

McCoy, meanwhile, is a bit surprised at the evil mind powers making the ship rock - he just thought it was the set wobbling as normal.

Still, at least Kirk is alive, to tug on his corset for another day.
 
FUCK, HENOCH IS ON THE RUN.
 
Oh dear, Uhuru has just screamed and passed out. We don't see exactly what Henoch has done. Presumably his spunk is green too?
 
See, now who doesn't want a Nurse Chapel zombie to control. Imagine the shit you could pull with that blonde wig. Weird looking chick-bank heists galore.

Still, now they've injected Henoch with EVIL JUICES, Kirk will just have to blub over the loss of Spock.
 
FUCK, IT'S MAGIC. THE ALIENS CAN SEEMINGLY JUST SAVE MINDS AND PUT THEM BACK IN BODIES AND SHIT. This is mega-fly.
 
Ah, so Spock was hiding in Chapel. They're shared her body. Well, now everyone is happy. Nimoy, whilst not pissed, get's to mind-hump the bosses missus.

Of course, SUPER-MIND-ALIENS want Muldair & Shatna for one last face-hug. All this canoodling, with everyone just looking on, seemingly not one bit uncomfortable that the Captain just keeps macking on all the staff.
 
It all ended happily. The moral of the story is, if a super-mind offers to take over your body and get it on with your otherwise impossible to lay co-worker, accept, but only if it's just the two of you, cuz the threesome is no fun if the third is a psychopathic maniac who wants to murder you.

Deep shit, for TOS.
 
DEBUT OF NEW SERIES OF NUMBERED POSTS ENTITLED 'SHIT MY GAGH SAYS'?
 
Good episode.
 
I was watching Return to Tomorrow on BluRay and felt compelled to type out a running commentary for my own amusement ;)
 
Uhura was always screaming and passing out. Nearly as often as Chekov.
 
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