Yub is Buy Backwards

[I Love Cunt]

Therefore, Yub is bi.

 

[I Love Cunt]

No, not really.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Actually, the real reason for me creating this was to tell Yub something.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Yub, when I say, "I love you" don't get all worried that you are married and stuff and say something like, "Well Gee Mirah, I'm married, ok" Because I know you are married and "I love you" in the badlands doesn't mean the same thing as "I love you" in the tea room.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Don't get all wierd on me now.

 

[I Love Cunt]

*Gets wierd anyway.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Akward!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Wow, somebody say something. Seriuosly. Now. Ok.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Yeah, so, about that. Um Hey! Did anyone see those elk in the road the other day?! There were about 7 or 8 of them!

 

[I Love Cunt]

appetizers anyone?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Now dont' get all sad either. Don't be like, "Oh, ok Mirah" I knew you didn't mean it. I mean of course you didn't.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Well now dont' I feel like a bitch?

 

[I Love Cunt]

A cunt even.

 

[I Love Cunt]

No, I dont' really feel like a Cunt, I mean what does that mean anyway?

 

[I Love Cunt]

I really do love alot of people tho. Contrary to popular belief or something like that.

 

[I Love Cunt]

But I love you all in your own way. Its all about the love baby! Yeah!

 

[I Love Cunt]

I should be in bed.

 

[Yub]

LICK ME LC! LICK ME ALL OVER!

 

[I Love Cunt]

*Licks every inch of your wookiee body*

I know I spelled that wrong. Please dont' punish me. Too Much. Please, please put those straps down, please dont' tie me up, please. No Mr Yub, please, I'm begging you

*Licks some more


Hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Yub]

I'M A EWOK. For that I must spank you.

*spanks LC*