Yub, I've been watching you

[Uncle Cracker]

And you know I've been watching you.

And I know you know I've been watching you.

So why don't you come over here and fuck me up the ass.

Hummina, hummina

 

[Yub]

Nope. I don't sex on the first date.

 

[I Love Cunt]

LOL! You call this a date?

 

[Yub]

It's only nice to be polite!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to see these two crazy kids get togethr.

 

[Cassie]

PX PLS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If they get together, will Yub be Aunt Yub?

If he's doing the fucking, shouldn't he be Uncle Yub, and Uncle Cracker would be Aunt Cracker?

Unless Uncle Cracker is a power bottom, in which case he would be welcome in Chelsea.

 

[Yub]

I'm not sexing him at all now, that dog av is simply not turning me on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BANG BANG

 

[Gagh]

BNAG BNAG

 

[CaptainWacky]

All I know about Dog is from that South Park episode where Cartman dressed up as him, to be honest.

 

[Love Child]

There really is something totally appealing about that guy tho.

 

[whisky]

Is it the racism?

 

[Yub]

I think it's the dodging of the crimes he committed in Mexico.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You got to get with Jesus, brah.

 

[Cassie]

He gives trailer trash a bad name.