ALL of ours are zombies, at least in the sense of being brain dead.
In the same way ALOT of SBers are Cloest Boy GEEK zombies. Well, WORSE, they're basement dwellers and crawlspacers. Cloest Boys are fan boys and Fan Boyz.
Basement dwellers think William Shatner was someone Captain Kirk played in a school play once. Crawlspacers eat, drink, sleep, and breathe really truly OBSCURE sci-fi'n'fantasy NO ONE gives an eff about & ramble on for pages on end about it with fellow crawlspacers
Oh God,
I'm a crawlspacer. ME! I've become one.