Gems from Twitter

[Dr Dave]

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did Elon write that one?

 

[FBI parte due]

He doesn't say "please."

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Cassie]

They made rainbow bullets.

I have never seen a Twitter thread where so many people, from all political persuasions, join together in outrage.

 

[Dr Dave]

What are they outraged about?

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It looks like it's sitting on top of Trump's skating rink. GOOD.

 

[missmanners]

I joined twitter just to contact a friend I haven't spoken to in years. Does more followers = bigger penis?



mm

 

[jack]

Since when do you have a penis?

Asking for a friend....