10 Most Offensive Jokes

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a tampon and ask him what period it's from.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not. Everyone knows he was nailed first.
 
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
How can you tell one one is still alive?

The pitchfork shakes.
 

Chuckles51

Member
What’s the difference between Catholics and Baptist’s?

Catholics will speak to each other when they pass by in the liquor stores!!
 
So there's this Pollock who absolutely idolizes black athletes. So much so that, after hearing about all the trannies who just go around "identifying as" women, he decides that instead of sex reassignment surgery, he wants to get race reassignment surgery.

So he consults a doctor to find out if it can be done. The doctor takes out a pen and a clipboard and starts making notes: "Well, if we add 8 inches to your height... add 4 inches to your dick... and darken your complexion by 60 percent... yes, I believe it can be done."

Great! says the Pollock, and they schedule the procedure for 3 months later. 3 months goes by and the Pollock gets more and more excited as the day approaches. He's just about ecstatic as the anesthesia takes hold and he goes under.

2 hours later, after sleeping off the anesthetic, he awakens to find the doctor and a couple nurses looking quite glum. The doctor looks down at the Pollock and says, with great contrition in his voice, "I am so sorry. Somehow, just before the operation commenced, there was a mixup with the numbers.

You see, we decreased your height by 60 percent... took 4 inches off your penis... and darkened your complexion by 40 percent. Worst of all, somehow, all of these factors together have reduced your IQ by 80 points. Sir, can you ever forgive me?"

The Pollock nods and says, "Si, señor..."
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
How do you make a dead baby float?

A little soda, some flavoring, two scoops of dead baby and whipped cream!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What does a woman's pussy and a chainsaw have in common?

Miss by a few inches and you're in deep shit.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?


Peanut butter.
 
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