5 MILLION DOLLARS!

[Cassie]

I could be RICH!

TOTALLY TRUSTWORTHY SOUNDING FELLOW! i'M GIVING HIM MY HOME PHONE NUMBER. I hope he doesn't mind that I don't have a fax! I should go buy a fax machine! The use of all caps is how I know he means BUSINESS! I DON'T THINK I CAN CALM DOWN!

PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY‏


FROM THE DESK OF MR JEFF IMMANUEL
AUDIT/REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
PHONE: 00226-71 19 15 57
SIR/MADAM,

(CONFIDENTIAL)
I KNOW THAT THIS EMAIL WILL BE A BIG SURPRISE TO YOU, BUT I WANT YOU TO CALM DOWN AND READ VERY CAREFULLY.

I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS ($ 5,700:000:00 FIVE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND YOURS TOO. AND ALSO TO TAKE MY WIFE ABROAD FOR TREATMENT OF LIVER DAMAGE.

THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A MAN CALLED JIN SUN, A BUSINESS COMMERCIALIST IN WEST-AFRICAN REGIONS. HE HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE SIX YEARS AGO AND SINCE THEN, NO CLAIM HAS BEEN PLACED ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE.
I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUND CANNOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND.
THE FUND COULD BE TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY; YOU SHALL PRESENTYOURSELF AS A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO THE DECEASED PERSON[JIN SUN] AS DETAILS SHALL BE THAT YOU ARE THE CARE-TAKER BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO MR. JIN SUN AND HIS PROPERTIES.

I SHALL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU MATERIALS AND INFORMATION WITH WHICH A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THE FUND. I SHALL ALSO BE YOUR GUIDIANCE AND INSTRUCTOR THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE A SWIFT AND SURE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

AS TO YOUR BENEFITS, YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THIS FUND FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION IN THIS TRANSACTION WHILE 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENCES INCURED DURING THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION.
SO IF YOU ARE INTRESTED, SEND A REPLY TO ME IMMEDIATELY AND IN YOUR REPLY PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR [PRIVATE PHONE AND YOUR FAX NUMBERS] URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND THIS BUSINESS MUST STRICTLY BE A DEAL BETWEEN BOTH OF US.

WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE SO THAT I CAN MOVE AHEAD AND GIVE YOU THE INDEPT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION AND ALSO THE STEPS TO TAKE FOR A SMOOTH TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

BEST REGARDS,
MR. JEFF IMMANUEL
PLEASE REPLY ME HERE; [email protected]
PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY

 

[whisky]

Jin Sun?

Is his buisiness partner Jack Sawyer?

 

[Cassie]

lol.. I should write him an angry email from Sawyer!

 

[headvoid]

You do know I used to bait these people?

They used to provide me hours of entertainment.

 

[Cassie]

Yes! I remember. If I decide to correspond with this guy, I may ask for some tips.

 

[Pandora]

lol Do it! Pure entertainment! They deserve having their time wasted for spamming people's email.

 

[Ishcabittle]

dude, it's a good thing that he wrote in all caps so you know that he's serious.

 

[Cassie]

I'm thinking of emailing him the phone and fax number of the local sheriff, lol.

 

[Henoch]

Believe it or not there are people who actually still fall for these scams.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you email him back?

 

[headvoid]

Tell him you would like to take part in his business proposal but do not want this information shared with anyone else. Ask him to describe the Jizz um character in more detail in case anyone asks any questions.

There are many ways to take this - but the key is to take it very slowly.

Always let him know that you REALLY WANT TO HELP HIM, but things keep on getting in the way. You would like to give him your number but you are in a closed office - when he pushes give him a number from www.k7.net.

Eventually give him some bank details (make up anything) an above all have fun. Use fake emails and stay safe.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You know how Target has a thing on their reciepts that you could win a $5,000 gift card if you participate in an online survey? Well, usually the cashier doesn't even mention it, but this one time, LG and I were checking out, and the register beeped and the girl was like, "Oh, wow, you are incredibly lucky. You just won a $5,000 gift card. All you have to do is go over to customer service and log in at the computer there."

So, of course we go over and it's just the survey you can do online. Yeah, shame on me for believing it, but I was still pretty steamed that the cashier had told us we'd "won!" the gift card. I complained, and the customer service girl was a dick, saying stuff like, "Oh, well I guess you want me to fire her or something". I politely asked to speak to the manager, who was very nice, and gave us a $20 gift card. Pretty misleading for a major company to have their cashiers behave this way.

 

[Dr Dave]

I've never had them tell me I've won. I have had them point out the survey thing before though.

The customer service chick should not have been a dick about it. I wounder of the cashier got a good talking too? It might have been just a slip of the tongue on her part. Then again perhaps not.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Fucking Targetists.

 

[Cassie]

Good Day,

I am Mr Sami Ali. I want to enquire from you if you can handle this transaction of $29.2m dollars belonging to our bank deceased customer who died along with his family during their vacation,i will give you more details and what will be your percentage for your assistants as soon as i receive your reply

If you are interested, please forward me the bellow information's;
Your name: ............................
Your country: .........................
Your phone Number: ......................
Your Tel/fax: ...........................
Your age: ...............................
Your occupation: .......................
Thank for your anticipated co-operation

Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Sami Ali.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB).
PRIVATE TELEPHONE: +226-76 46 88 50

 

[Big Dick McGee]

That fucking Target girl was working when we were there yesterday. I really wanted to punch her in the ovaries.

 

[headvoid]

Good Day,

I am Mr Sami Ali. I want to enquire from you if you can handle this transaction of $29.2m dollars belonging to our bank deceased customer who died along with his family during their vacation,i will give you more details and what will be your percentage for your assistants as soon as i receive your reply

If you are interested, please forward me the bellow information's;
Your name: Bernard Madoff
Your country: USA.
Your phone Number: (give a number as above)
Your Tel/fax: (give a number as above)
Your age: 71
Your occupation: Financial Advisor
Thank for your anticipated co-operation

Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Sami Ali.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB).
PRIVATE TELEPHONE: +226-76 46 88 50

TELL THEM YOU HAVE TO MAKE SOME MONEY QUICK AND WILL DO ANYTHING!!!

 

[Cassie]

Got a new one! Much different tactic, I can see some gullible people actually falling for this shit.

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To update and enable us restore your account details in our data base to keep your account active, you are required to provide us the details below urgently. Click the reply button to enter details below .

E-mail Address:
Password :
Date of Birth:
Country or Territory:
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Make sure the details above are correct to enable us restore your account details, this will help prevent your account from suspending or closing.

Note: YOUR DETAILS WILL NOT BE SHARED.

Users have often told us that the more they use Windows Live! Service, the more they discover its benefits. We'll keep working on making Windows Live! the best email service around, and we appreciate your joining us for the ride.

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Sent from [email protected]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Cheapo Aussies only offered my $500,000"

FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGEMENT
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRICE AWARD DEPARTMENT.
REF N: EGS/475061725
BATCH N:7056490900/188
RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE


CONGRATULATIONS!

National Australia Lottery Incorporated wishes to inform you the results of the E-mail address ballot lottery international program by Australia held on 10th Sept ,2009, Your email account has been picked as a winner of $500,000.00} FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ONLY.
This result is now released to you on 11th Sept, 2009 and your email address attached in the A Category. All email addresses were selected through a computer ballot system in which your email address was selected as one of the lucky winners.

Be advised to keep your winning information confidential {VERY SECRET} until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by fraudulent and scammers.
All winning must be claimed not later than 30th Sept, 2009. After this date all unclaimed funds will be returned to Australia as unclaimed. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number in all correspondence.
You are therefore advised to contact your claim OFFICER REV. ALEX DAVIS @: [email protected]

For the processing of your winning immediately please fill the form below and submit to your claims agent :[email protected] or [email protected] (+2347023603943)


LOTTERY WINNERS APPLICATION FORM OF PAYMENT. FULL NAME.......................................................................................

BIRTH DATE....................................................................................
ADDRESS..........................................................................................

SEX....................................................................................................

AGE.....................................................................................................

NATIONALITY.....................................................................................

AMOUNT WON.....................................................................................

OCCUPATION.......................................................................................


TELEPHONE.........................................................................................


EMAIL..................................................................................................


DATE....................................................................................................


OPTION OF TRANSFER (EITHER ACCOUNT TO ACCOUNT OR INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT )...........................................................................................

WINNER Ref Batch NO........................................................................................................

APPROVED FOR PAYMENT.

Note that you are to specify to your claim agent on the option of transfer preferable to you .Either ACCOUNT TO ACCOUNT or INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT VIA COURIER SERVICE .Kindly send the above form together with your option of transfer for more information on how you shall go about claiming your fund.
Congratulations from the staff and thank you for being part of email account users program.

Yours in service,
Mrs Alice Henry
Executive(Australian Lottery Inc).
Dr. P. Swier, Mr. Jack Flash (Manager Foreign Operations), Mr.Kenkidman Weijden (Head Of promotion), Dr. James Williams (Director International Credit Department), Mrs. Sandra Murphy (Executive), Mr. Michael Cole (Executive), Mr. Stephen Boer (Chairman)
For your Information o not reply to this box but send your response to [email protected] or [email protected] very important !!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You are a success winner of £500,000.00 from the UKNL ONLINE PROGRAMME ,Your Winning Number is 21 -15 -33 -{6.}
Please acknowledge the receipt of this mail with the details below to Mr Brender Williams, E-mail [email protected]
Name
Address
Age
Occupation
Tel
Country
PLEASED CHOSE YOUR OPTION
Mode Of Payment: Cheque Delivery/Bank Wire Transfer
PLEASE SEND YOUR DETAILS TO [email protected]

Is "Brender" even a real name?