Volpone
Zombie Hunter
What do you do if you suspect a relative is retarded?
I post life updates to Facebook and I have a cousin who regularly replies to them. And the replies leave me no other conclusion than that he's retarded. I may strip in some quotes if I care enough because, Jesus...
But the point is, I don't block him because he's blood. And I don't delete his posts, but they're seriously annoying.
I guess I feel bad. Because I'm smart. As smart as 2-3 smart guys. So I feel a little bad like, God looked down and said "Shit, I made this one too smart. How can I even it out?" And half the time I don't even do anything with my superior intellect. So yeah, that's where I'm at right now.
So yeah...
I post life updates to Facebook and I have a cousin who regularly replies to them. And the replies leave me no other conclusion than that he's retarded. I may strip in some quotes if I care enough because, Jesus...
But the point is, I don't block him because he's blood. And I don't delete his posts, but they're seriously annoying.
I guess I feel bad. Because I'm smart. As smart as 2-3 smart guys. So I feel a little bad like, God looked down and said "Shit, I made this one too smart. How can I even it out?" And half the time I don't even do anything with my superior intellect. So yeah, that's where I'm at right now.
So yeah...
I swear I'm not making this up.ME:
Had an interesting thought today while walking The Dog and pondering how much dirt is needed to fill a hole of a given size: All math is not equal. An accountant or a theoretical physicist or a concrete worker or a carpenter all use math but being good at one of these areas doesn't directly translate to another area.
This kind of blew me away until I realized a poet and a technical writer and a novelist and a journalist all use words, but with a different focus. Or an athlete can be a ballerina or a linebacker or a marathon runner and being good at one doesn't make one good at another. Specialization is inevitable.
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