A Captain Wacky Christmas (let's add to the story)

[Gagh]

Scotland, 1988. A young Stewart Wacky (soon to attain the Hawk-Men rank of Captain), is sitting on the living floor playing with big bucket of Lego.

He ignores the protestations of his mother that if he spreads the parts out too far, they'll get lost & sucked up the hoover.

 

[Mirah]

But not only will they get sucked up into the hoover, they will impale me on my foot, she said.
One lego piece being sucked into the hoover is not too big of a deal thought Wacky. Think of the story it will tell once it is found again.

 

[Cock]

While visibly, Li'l wacky appeared to comply, and round up all of his errant Lego. He had other plans in mind. That morning he began work on what would later be seen as the very beginning of his inevitable rise to power and glory.

 

[Henoch]

Young Stewart Wacky (soon to be a great Captain) being the rebellious petulant brat boy, seen fit not to listen to his sweet gray haired old mother who btw spent 3 days in agonizing labor with him cause she was 53 when she birthed him! So Young Stewart Wacky's older sister, Mirah Belle, town whore & embarrassment to the entire family decided to teach him a lesson. She skipped into the living room in her pretty, but tart like yellow polka dotted dainty dress, took off her moist wet panties & squatted onto the pile of legos. In one fell swoop she sucked them up into her gaping slut hole!!

 

[Yub]

A magician wandered along the beach, but no one needed him.

 

[Henoch]

Upon closer inspection it was not a real magician at all, but a drunken Loktar staggering & stumbling along the beach singing Christmas carols & mumbling about wet legos that wreaked of pussy stench!

 

[Henoch]

Loktar said "these fuckin' legos smell like pussy!" Then Loktar licked each lego in succession & cried out "these fuckin' legos taste like pussy too!". Then he wanked & passed out!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

...yes.

 

[Henoch]

Mirah Belle, after laying the legos on the beach was in excruciating pain. The legos were easily sucked into her pussy, but shitting them outta her twat left her bruised, torn & stretched. She decided to admit herself to the hospital for pussy rejuvenation surgery.

 

[Henoch]

The young Stewart Wacky, upon learning of his sisters impending pussy surgery, vowed he would make this bitch pay for what she did to his precious legos.

 

[Henoch]

Yes, the young (and VERY virile) Stewart Wacky began to devise his evil plan that would not only teach his evil slut of a sister a lesson, but to also thwart Santa's plans to bring her any Christmas presents this year!

 

[Henoch]

So, the night before Mirah Belle's pussy rejuvenation surgery, the young (& very well endowed) Stewart Wacky crept into her hospital room. He changed her medical chart so that it read "SEX CHANGE"!! Yes, the young (and quite studly) Stewart Wacky thought to himself..."once she is changed into a man, Santa will not recognize her as a man & she will not get any Christmas presents this year".

 

[Henoch]

So the next day, Doctor Dinglehauffer performed the sex change operation on Mirah Belle just as the devious (big balled) Stewart Wacky planned. After the successful operation, Mirah Belle & Wacky's mother entered the recovery room. She said to the nurse "why the fuck does my whore of a daughter look so manish"? The nurse said, "cause she had a sex change & she is now a he with a massive 12" ding dong"! Upon hearing the news she immediately had a stroke & died!!

 

[Henoch]

Soon after Wacky's mother's death, his sister Mirah started to bleed all over. Her massive 12" ding dong had started to hemmorrhage & then a massive infection spread throughout her/his body, spread to the brain & killed her/him. The young (but very sexually desirable) Stewart Wacky thought to himself..."FUCK IT, this shit ain't my fault, these bitches should have never fucked with my legos".

 

[whisky]

The young wacky saw a newspaper article saying that this new fangled thing called the internet was soon to be filled with porn, and pictures of young actresses, he vowed then to investigate.

 

[Ishcabittle]

many years would go by, and after attaining the rank of Captain, the young (but still quite studly, virile, and well endowed) man would often think back to the legos that he once loved, that changed his life forever, and that forced him down a path of evil.

"Can't legos simply be used for innocent good?" he would often ponder. "Doubtful," would be his reply to his own question.

 

[whisky]

Although he would frequently have to remind himself that the plural of lego is still lego, which is why you buy lego sets, not legos sets.

 

[Seph]

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