CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
What did the duck expect.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Well to be fair, he did have a Hitler stache.
Love Child
One Love
A duck walks past the bar and past the quack dealer and right to the AA meeting. He has been sober ever since.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
The duck put down the Cold Duck and went cold turkey! 
Love Child
One Love
What?! Yes it is! It totally is!
Love Child
One Love
I was down at the park feeding the ducks and one of them asked if I had any gluten free bread, I said, "I'll show you some gluten free bread if you can show me a quack free duck."
Now THAT is NOT a joke!
Now THAT is NOT a joke!
Love Child
One Love
These are the answers to stupid duck jokes. What are the questions? Does it even matter?
ANSWERS
1. Firequackers.
2. The quack of dawn.
3. A robber duck.
4. A box of quackers.
5. “Let’s quack this case.”
6. “Please put it on my bill.”
7. Its butt-quack.
8. The outside.
9. They quack up.
10. To the ducktor.
11. Quackers.
12. Duckumentaries.
13. Count Duckula.
14. Quackers and milk.
15. Fowl weather.
16. Because it’s too far to waddle.
17. Because they grow down.
18. A wise quacker.
19. To make a fowl shot.
20. Because they can’t oink, bark, or moo.
21. He tripped on a quack.
22. For selling quack.
ANSWERS
1. Firequackers.
2. The quack of dawn.
3. A robber duck.
4. A box of quackers.
5. “Let’s quack this case.”
6. “Please put it on my bill.”
7. Its butt-quack.
8. The outside.
9. They quack up.
10. To the ducktor.
11. Quackers.
12. Duckumentaries.
13. Count Duckula.
14. Quackers and milk.
15. Fowl weather.
16. Because it’s too far to waddle.
17. Because they grow down.
18. A wise quacker.
19. To make a fowl shot.
20. Because they can’t oink, bark, or moo.
21. He tripped on a quack.
22. For selling quack.
Love Child
One Love
I don't know why #7 is my favorite, but it is.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
OMG IT'S DUCK JEOPARDY!
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Good joke.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Count Duckula is a REAL THING, OKAY.
