A New Life...

[jack]

Starts for me today. Because of the recession, someone in my division got fired this week. So I'm literally the last man standing.

I take over national sales for the company starting today, which means I inherit about 1800 new active accounts. I have to run the whole show. They've cut commissions in half, but I'm inheriting three times the amount of ordering activity, so I end up with about a 4 dollar an hour raise for the exchange.

Should be interesting (if not exhausting). I'm just very curious as to what the dynamic will actually be.....

 

[jack]

But dont think for a minute that there ISNT a recession, in the business I'm in, everyone is a canary in a coal mine.

 

[Bickendan]

*stops singing*

Everyone! Out of the fucking mine, now!

 

[Mirah]

I don't assume anything any more.
I don't rest on my laurels.
I accept that it just as well could be me
I accept that things have changed, its not the way it used to be
I understand that it isn't always about me
I understand the bigger picture
I know it will all work out regardless
I am better off than they are.

 

[Donovan]

Canary: "Oh JEEZUS, you guys, who did that now? That's disgusting, you smell that? You can't warn somebody or crack a window, light a match maybe? I'm trying to BREATHE here..."

 

[FBI parte due]

Thankfully for me, the "paying starving college students to haul the crap you were too fucking lazy to even box up" industry is going pretty strong.

 

[Henoch]

Starts for me today. Because of the recession, someone in my division got fired this week. So I'm literally the last man standing.

I take over national sales for the company starting today, which means I inherit about 1800 new active accounts. I have to run the whole show. They've cut commissions in half, but I'm inheriting three times the amount of ordering activity, so I end up with about a 4 dollar an hour raise for the exchange.

Should be interesting (if not exhausting). I'm just very curious as to what the dynamic will actually be.....

Several things...

1. will u hire me?

2. can i cum live with u & the fam??

3. can i have a raise?

4. please answer the above 3 ^^^

 

[jack]

Several things...

1. will u hire me?

Only if you wear "the outfit"

2. can i cum live with u & the fam??

We has an extra bedroom. You have to change the catbox and walk the dog twice a day though. And don't forget, you have to wear "the outfit".

3. can i have a raise?

Sure, if you sit on my lap I'll give you a big raise.

4. please answer the above 3 ^^^

I think I did. It's good to have you back, Hennie. You know how I loves your firm, yet pliant ass