Ahhh, the mistress ...

[TheArtist]

She just posted on facebook the advantages of dating an older, married man.

 

[Seph]

:wave:

 

[jack]

After 40, we learn to use our dicks properly is all...2.3 times a week (on average) keeps you tuned properly.

personally I rope when I want to, usually after she's breathless and panting.

 

[TheArtist]

Indeed. Apparently, I score well in comparison to the unmarried, and those her age.

To quote: "No demands, great sex when I want, glorious foot-rubs when I need them"

 

[Love Child]

Well duh.

 

[starguard]

THIS THREAD HAS OFFICALLY EARNED THE CONGRESSIONAL STARGUARD SEAL OF APPROVAL!!

:techman:

 

[Seph]

gee well i supose it was all worth it then.

 

[Imperium]

Dude, you are leaving an evidence trail.

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!

 

[TheArtist]

I learned that no one knows I post here.

 

[The Question]

WE know!

 

[ScrotusRex]

SO MANY OF MY OLD FRIENDS HERE I ASEE. HELLO ONE AND ALL YOU LITTLE BASTARDS

 

[The Question]

SUCK A DISEASED SEPTUM!

 

[TheArtist]

Mom?