All Water Temples can suck it

[Tisiphone]

Why do I have issues with the water temples??? Stupid Twilight Princess!!!

 

[Cassie]

OHHH iron boots and STUFF.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Once you remember what to do, it's easy!

 

[Tisiphone]

I miss turning into a Zora. That was cool. He doesn't even do any cool spins while sweimming. But still...I'm loving the game.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Temple number 2 in the Dark World in LttP is pretty good!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WATCH A "LET'S PLAY" ON YOUTUBE IF YOU'RE STUCK.

 

[Tisiphone]

I already did. Now I'm beating my friend's ass on Mario Kart. He's not speaking to me right now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

RED SHELL UP THE BUM, NO HARM DONE.

 

[Tisiphone]

I get inked on a lot. He says good thing I like it in the face.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I HATE THE INKING.* But I like the Wii Wheel. WHEE!




(* It's more likely axle grease or motor oil but still)

 

[Tisiphone]

We say we're getting splooged on. Good, clean fun.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can you play each other at Mario Kart over the internet or something?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe -- I hook up my Wii to the internet occasionally...hmm...

 

[Tisiphone]

Ok, I think I already screwed up in the fucking water temple for TP. Bastards. And I hate hate HATE HATE HATE using walkthroughs. I like to think I'm intelligent enough to figure some of this out, but GODDAMMIT APPARENTLY I'M JUST A STUPID GAMER WHO CAN'T DO IT HERSELF

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHOOT THINGS WITH ARROWS?

 

[Dr Dave]

BANG BANG!

 

[Cassie]

STALACTITES