AOC gets her own comic book!

[jack]

In office for less than two months, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is already making her presence felt throughout Washington, D.C. Now, she will star in her own comic book.

Devil's Due Comics has announced Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force, a one-shot special commemorative issue, will be released on May 15. Featuring an all-star lineup of creators, including Jill Thompson (Scary Godmother) and Jose Garibaldi (The LEGO Movie 2), the issue will feature an anthology of short stories as the Congresswoman takes on the GOP in heroic, satirical adventures. The variant cover illustrated by Tim Seeley (Hack/Slash) is below:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jill Thompson is good.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Interesting they caught her wide-eyed, Charlie Manson stare.

 

[The Question]

That dizzy vapid bitch needed a padded fucking cell, not a comic book. Comic books should not be used to glorify Fucking Stupid.

 

[Mentalist]

AOC's innate ability to make cuckservatives seeth endlessly is quite funny.

 

[The Question]

Oh, conservatives don't hate her -- we love her. She's the best weapon against the Democrats the Democrats ever invented. An idiot and a fraud who points up the fact that the Democrats are the party of idiots and frauds, in neon.

 

[jack]

Menty's right. She's the most talked about thing on Fox since Hillary.

 

[The Question]

That's because she's a clown. Honest to gods, it's like the Republicans had a meeting and were like, "Okay. Okay. That Colbert Report thing, dude spoofing conservatism? We can do that. But we'll put ours in their actual party."

Queen Cow Fart is a caricature, y'all. And she's hilarious.

 

[The Question]

As far as the comic book? That's a hoot. Painting her up like some kind of superhero -- she's a fool, and fools are idolized by fools.

 

[jack]

It's a great comic. That's what comics are supposed to do. Entertain. As far as the rest, she is in power now. In fact the reason Pelosi is speaker is because she beat that 10 term incumbent by how many percentage points was that again? Watching you folks froth about it is also entertaining.

 

[The Question]

As far as the rest, she is in power now.

You're not really that blinkered, are you? To swallow the idea that these are our "leaders"?

They're not. They never were supposed to be, and they are not now, nor will they ever be, our "leaders". They are our representatives. We don't work for them. They work for us. They don't fucking tell us what to do.

Now, maybe you have lost sight of that, and it sure as shit looks like this spoiled little moronic brat never knew it, but the rest of America knows it, and she's setting herself up for a seismic-ass fuckin' pimpslap that'll educate her on the topic.

 

[The Question]

Here's a takedown of her retarded shit:

 

[Starship Coyote]

It's a great comic. That's what comics are supposed to do. Entertain. As far as the rest, she is in power now. In fact the reason Pelosi is speaker is because she beat that 10 term incumbent by how many percentage points was that again? Watching you folks froth about it is also entertaining.

Do not mistake the spittle of laughter for frothing.

AOC is part of the greek tragedy that will ensure Trump's reelection in 2020.

 

[The Question]

"Oh, you're just afraid of her, she's daaaangerous!"

Yeah, she is, but not like some genius who's going to Take Down The System natural order of things. She's only dangerous like a five year old who somehow got behind the wheel of a car. She's not a revolutionary, she's an imbecile. She's a Jeopardy contestant who keeps slapping the buzzer and screaming, "Dehhhhh, POTATO!" at everything.

 

[Starship Coyote]

 

[Starship Coyote]

 

[The Question]

You can even hear the, "EEEEEE-AWWWWWW! EEEE-AAWWWWWWWW!"

Still better than that goo-goo-GOO-gly-eyed Charles Manson Stare, though.

 

[The Question]

Not really sure what Jack is kissing her ass for. She ain't gonna fuck ya, buddy. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" doesn't include marginally-attractive-but-learning-disabled pussy, bruh.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

She's kind of hot but in a somewhat annoying way, like that girl we all went out back in the day with who paid for a pack of cigarettes in pennies, and who was extremely loud.

I'd still probably taste her taco, though.

 

[Starship Coyote]

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Democratic socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) suggested on Sunday night that people should consider not having children due to climate change because there is a "scientific consensus" that life will be hard for kids.

Set the example, bitch.