Aque seems to think...

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
That Jack, Loktar, Seph, and myself are part of an Anti-Aficionado Cabal. We aren't. We're part of the ABC - Anti-Blackfoot Cabal, dedicated to stopping the spread of New Age Posting. Conchaga is our chairman. We have meetings in poorly-lit rooms, like so:

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