ARMADILLOS

[Harkley]

THEY'RE CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE, SOFT ON THE INSIDE!!!

YES!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Did you know that eating Armadillo meat, or even contaminating yourself with their bacteria, is believed to be a cause of leprosy?? It's true.

 

[Mentalist]

It's like a fog has rised from my mind. All I ever need eat was some Armadillo Bombadillo rind.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No way, you'll get leprosy! You'll be half the man you used to be!

 

[Mentalist]

It is actually true that you can get Leprosy from Armadillos. I knew that, odd fact but quite true.

 

[Gagh]

Did you know that eating Armadillo meat, or even contaminating yourself with their bacteria, is believed to be a cause of leprosy?? It's true.

COOL! I'M GONNA GO AND GET ME LEPROSY JUST TO LIVE THIS EXPERIENCE!!!!!!

 

[Harkley]

It's a GOOD THING WE HAVE DIME BARS!!!!

THEY'RE ALSO CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE SOFT ON THE INSIDE!!

 

[Harkley]

Dime Bars - ARMADILLOS WITHOUT THE LEPROSY!!

 

[johnford]

THEY'RE CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE, SOFT ON THE INSIDE!!!

YES!

And when I was in Texas I seen a whole lotta dead ones on the side of the road...then a hillbilly out collecting them in a garbage sack for dinner.

Kentucky fried armadillo...opps...texas fried armadillo.

 

[johnford]

Finger lickin' good!