ARRRRRRRRG!

[Mandi]

My head hurts, I am going to bed. I'm gonna die!

 

[Mentalist]

LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

No don't die just play with your own tits.

 

[Loktar]

No don't die just play with your own tits.

And post pix of it please.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did she die?

 

[Mentalist]

If she did then I will retract my "LOL" and add an "OMG"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, no death announcement and no titsplay.

Gentlemen, we may have to wait this one out.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Mandi]

No I didn't die. Was banned from the PC again

 

[Kerb Crawler]

How childish! What are you a child!?

 

[Mandi]

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Your Mommy banned you from the computer?? I'd better not send you Veronica Mars, then. They use grown-up words like "ass" and "boobies"!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What age are you, Mand: 21 and 5/8ths?

 

[Mandi]

almost 19.

And I wasn't really banned, she was just being selfish and wouldn't let me on. The bitch. You better send that VM or i'm going to be very unhappy!

 

[Mentalist]

[SIZE=+2]HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS FUCKING ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A FUCKING ASSHOLE QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING FUCKING DUMB! SCREW YOU!

THIS IS ME U FAGS

I AM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW GODDAMN COOL JESUS IS BECAUSE HE'S GOT THESE SUPER POWERS LIKE LASER EYES AND IF YOU SIN HE WILL COME DOWN TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOUR ASS WITH A LEAD PIPE!

HAHAHA FUCK U SINNER HAHAHA EAT SOME FUCKING LASERS AND JUSTICE

OKAY SO LIKE EASTER IS HERE WITH SOME PUSSY LAME BUNNY THAT HOPS AROUND AND HE'S LIKE "OOH I'M A MAMMAL I HAVE EGGS BUT I SHOULDN'T BECAUSE I'M NOT A PLATYPUS BUT LOOK THEY'RE ALL THESE COLORS AND OH MY GOD EAT CANDY" WELL FUCK YOU BUNNY JESUS COULD KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE WRONG LIKE THE MUSLIMS AND HITLER! DIE DIE DIE!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BUNNY! HARHAR LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE BULLET-PROOF EGGS!

SO ANYWAY I WAS READING THIS BOOK CALLED THE BIBLE (MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF IT) AND I DISCOVERED HOW TOTALLY FUCKING BADASS JESUS WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS THIS BASKET THING AND HE'S ALL LIKE "I'M GONNA PULL A BUNCH OF FUCKING BREAD AND FISH OUTTA THIS BITCH AND FEED YO ASS HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT" BECAUSE HE'S THE SON OF GOD AND YOU'RE FUCKING NOT! YOU HAVE STUPID GAY NORMAL PARENTS LOSER! HAHAAHHAHAHA JESUS OWNZ YOU!
OH YEAH, WHEN'S THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD? HOW ABOUT....NEVER@!#$)(!@)#()@#(!@!)!(!@#)!@(!@

HAHAHAHA, TAKE THAT JEWS OR ROMANS OR MARTIANS OR WHATEVER YOU ARE!

THERE'S A BUNCH OF OTHER STUPID STUFF IN THE BIBLE BUT NONE OF IT IS AS FUCKING SWEET AS JESUS!! HOLY SHIT! THE JEWS ARE ALL LIKE "OH BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT MOSES GUY THAT LIKE PARTED THE SEA WITH HIS MIND!" WELL JESUS COULD KICK MOSES' ASS IN A FIGHT BIGTIME! NO CONTEST!

OMG HOW DO U LIEK THAT MOSES! GO BACK TO EGYPT!

CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE REASONS WHY JESUS IS THE FUCKING BOMB! [/SIZE]​

 

[Mandi]

ROFLMFAO!! I wish I could give you Karma for that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

18, eh? INTERESTING...

AND YES, JESUS IS THE COOL DOOD.

 

[Mandi]

Yes, i'm 18. What do you want to make of it

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll just put a tick beside your name on the "legal" list...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't know what to say in this post.

I AM PWNED!!! MY EQUILIBRIUM IT BURNS!!!!! I'M ALL FETA-FEHCACKED!!!