As a friend I dont care if you are gay, straight or bi

[whisky]

I would just settle for sane.

 

[Daystrom]

Whisky

As a friend I dont care if you are gay, straight or bi

Your friends might be thinking something similar about you.

Trust no one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if you're into sheep?

 

[whisky]

I don't think I have any welsh friends.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ZING!

 

[Loktar]

I would just settle for sane.

Good thing you're not looking for friends here then.hprazz:

 

[Henoch]

I am sane sometimes. Not always though.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

As long as we're on the subject, I'd like to state that I don't have white people or black people or arabs, as long as they bathe.

 

[Cock]

what do you mean by 'have'? like.. own them?

coughcrackercoough

 

[I Love Cunt]

Sometimes an insane friend or two are fun to have.
Makes me feel more sane.
Its the Narcissists I like to stay away from. They always try to drag you into their shit.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, insane people can be fun in small doses.

 

[Cock]

My ex-to-be dignosed me with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I was pretty shaken by that because I grew up with her, basically since I was 20. She read a lot about it and decided that it was me. I went to 2 shrinks who disagreed with her, and took a 567 question test that said I do have some narcissistic tendencies, but not to the degree where it could be considered a disorder. Labels can be pretty scary. Shook my shit up, I'll tell you that.

As it turns out, she was just a dirty bitch. go figure.

 

['Gear]

Why do you call yourself Cock?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Why do you call yourself Cock?

Why are you interested in what he calls himself?

 

[Cock]

Why do you call yourself Cock?

When I first came over here, it was in response to a failed trolling by VKD. I chose 'Cock' so that I could put 'in VKD's mouth' in as my location.

true story.

 

['Gear]

Why are you interested in what he calls himself?

I don't know just seemed a little...narcissistic is all.

/rimshot

Full circle ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much.

Cock - I'm just fucking around.
No offense.

 

[Loktar]

Cock - I'm just fucking around.
No offense.

If he was offended would he go off half Cock-ed or full Cock-ed?

 

['Gear]

If he was offended would he go off half Cock-ed or full Cock-ed?

A man should strive to never go off half-cocked.

I'm a full-cocked shooter myself.

 

[Cassie]

Cock is probably the best cock VKD ever brought home.

 

[Cock]

you guys can make puns about my name all you want... sniff.. but you should know that sometimes it's hard being Cock.












especially in the morning