Baboons making a move up the ladder?

['Gear]

Baboons kidnap and raise feral dogs as pets - YouTube

 

[Ilyanna]

pssst, Gear... there is no ladder...

seriously, though, that's a pretty awesome vid. I'm always humbled by evidence on how incredibly wrong the general human view on animals and their intelligence is.

 

['Gear]

pssst, Gear... there is no ladder...

Well I don't know how you're plan on getting to heaven...

If I had a pet baboon I'd take it out to a large empty parking lot and let it drive my car.

 

[Ilyanna]

Well I don't know how you're plan on getting to heaven...

Now what exactly would a woman like me do at a place like heaven, anyway??

If I had a pet baboon I'd take it out to a large empty parking lot and let it drive my car.

If I had a pet baboon, I would teach it to fling poo only at people I don't like.

 

['Gear]

Same thing I'd do. Help me kill my enemies.

I'd also teach my baboon to smoke a wizard pipe. Probably gonna take a few pipes.

 

[Ilyanna]

mmmmh, I am having a severe Natural Born Killers goes Heaven moment here. So fucking hot.

I'd also teach my baboon to smoke a wizard pipe. Probably gonna take a few pipes.

Ha, that'd be the easy part. Teaching him to give the pipe back, though - not so much

 

[Donovan]

"Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse- yet he has left it out of his heaven. -Mark Twain, Letters From the Earth"

 

[Ilyanna]

So what you're insinuating here, Dono - think we should bring sexy back to them angels? :lol:

 

[Donovan]

It'll be a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

 

[Ilyanna]

as long as I still get to kill use weapons to defend myself against ppl alongside Gear, I'm in Can't say no to one's Calling, can one?