Bad tv movies.

[Blindgroping]

Why is the SciFi, sorry, SyFy channel putting out so many horribly bad movies?
Bad acting, bad effects, bad stories.

I felt bad when I saw Patrick Stewart in one.
Bruce Campbel was in one too, but i didn't feel bad about that one.
Now Dean Cain is in one and I feel apathetic.

I mean, these are really bad.

 

[Donovan]

I don't watch syfy movies any more. They're not even "so bad they're good" category. Just awful.

 

[Charlemagne]

Aye. They've gone from "So Bad It's Good" to "So Bad It's Horrible".

 

[Consumer]

Amen.

"Killer snails". Don't laugh. It's next.

Staring the guy who plays "The Chairman" on Iron Chef, May West (in CGI makeup and Anamatronics), and Lyndsy Lohan.

THE NEW FACE OF TERROR!

 

[Donovan]

Amen.

"Killer snails". Don't laugh. It's next.

Staring the guy who plays "The Chairman" on Iron Chef, May West (in CGI makeup and Anamatronics), and Lyndsy Lohan.

THE NEW FACE OF TERROR!

I saw that one. They almost have the snails defeated but LiLo snorts up all the salt...

 

[Consumer]

^ I'm going to hire you as a script-writer!