BB FINALE TALK OMG

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Rebekah and Jem no-shows? I WANT TO SEE MARK!

Prediction: Final 2 will be Alex & Jay. Alex will win.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"The hunk with a heart Jay"? FUCK YOU.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maisy and Faye looked good. Shame they weren't in the final instead of the one who just left.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Louise's new haircut makes her look like a total tart. She might as well strip her clothes off on live TV and save the porn mags the time and money of wooing her.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ugh. She's revolting. I mean there was obviously going to be a downside to her looks but wtf?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's fucking disgusting.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Her outwardly expressed obsession with shit and farts is more than disturbing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well Aaron has to win now...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PRODUCER INTERVENTION. They wanted a Jay vs. Aaron showdown for a more "dramatic" finale, and Alex got screwed in the bargain.

FIX! FIX! ETC.

 

[CaptainWacky]

However the bookies say is going to win always comes third (well, Alex and Jedward.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I MISS JEDWARD!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WAIT. They allow more voting between the final 2 now??? That's highly suspect. Voting should have closed just before they announced fourth place.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They always do this (or have done in the past.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's as if all they care about is money!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WELL I DON'T LIKE IT. AND I'M SOMEONE PEOPLE SHOULD LISTEN TO. askdfl

 

[CaptainWacky]

And so it is.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well it's a better result than the other way around.

Now we just have to sit through several minutes of Jay worship...*gag*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do they even know why they're booing now?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are they really going to boo him as he walks out the door as well? How silly.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

BOO EVERYTHING!!