BBC Presenter: Fearne Cotton

[headvoid]

I have been watching her for a while and she really has something of an edge that I just think is unique.

Maybe it's the way she fawns over personalities, giggles a lot and generally doesn't take herself so seriously.

She is gorgeous and my hands are sticky (I just ate some Maltesers)

I hope you all like her too.

 

[Hambil]

Is that a man or a woman?

 

[The Tomtrek]

She's a terrible presenter and really skinny so I'll have to disagree.

 

[headvoid]

Sarcasm is the lowest form of technology

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Is that a man or a woman?

Dude, you are the LAST motherfuckin person to question someone's taste in women.

 

[Cassie]

She looks good in red!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She's the worst tv presenter in existence. I remember her back from the days she presented Saturday morning kids shows on ITV with Des the Diamond Geezer (now to be found shoveling burgers in KFC, Slough). She already had a raspy smokers voice back then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was actually called Des the Diamond Geezer?

 

[headvoid]

I would rather spend an hour talking about the works of Carl Jung with Kelly Brook than 5 minutes in Fearne Cottons presence.

 

[whisky]

Wouldnt anyone?

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm sorry, but when I see her name I want to ask if her Cottons are made of ferns.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or is Fearne made of PERFECTION!?