Big Bird for President and Winnie the Pooh for Vice President!

[Baby Amanda]

Both parties stink. We need to vote for Big Bird for President and Winne da Pooh for Vice President.

Big Bird is real smart, plus he's funny and a bird. Plus he's yellow. I like yellow birds. I like yellow birds that talk an' hes real tall.

Winnie is fat and eats honey. That means he'd be a good vice president plus he had a kite and Tigger as a friend. Tigger is a good person and if Tigger likes Winnie that means he deserves to be Vice President.

See? It makes sense.

 

[monarchofdeath]

shut up

 

[Kitty]

Spoiler

Both parties stink. We need to vote for Big Bird for President and Winne da Pooh for Vice President.

Big Bird is real smart, plus he's funny and a bird. Plus he's yellow. I like yellow birds. I like yellow birds that talk an' hes real tall.

Winnie is fat and eats honey. That means he'd be a good vice president plus he had a kite and Tigger as a friend. Tigger is a good person and if Tigger likes Winnie that means he deserves to be Vice President.

See? It makes sense.

Wanna play in this really cool microwave? Lemme help you in it.

shut up

what?

 

[Lawrence Connor]

Choose Connor, Lawrence Connor
Lawrence Connor for US President 2008
alternative independent candidate Lawrence Connor
Choose Connor for US President 2008, Choose Lawrence Connor
So, Vote for Lawrence Connor in the US Presidential election 2008

 

[The Dork Lord]

Pick a winner:

Ralph Wiggum for President!