Tell her to stick to the format. (Oh, by the way, I said "stick to the format!!" the other day when a few of us were posing for a photo and one person stepped out of line.)
In other news, that is the plot of The Fog, and I actually like it. It's a good one to have on in the small hours (and possibly fall asleep to), as a good percentage of it is a woman with a sexy voice talking over shots of a beach at nightime.