Britain should invade a small country right now

[headvoid]

We're on a high, us Brits, and we should capitalise on it.

Never mind these wars where very few people want to see us there and we are chasing fundamentalist poorly educated Muslims from Blackburn through foreign fields. I mean a country in Europe nearby where we might actually get something decent like some wine, cheese or some nice mountains.

I think we could go for Spain personally, maybe even Portugal at the same time.

I would say Canada, you know get some of the old empire back but frankly they don't have much to fight for. Spain and Portugal have some seriously nice wine.

I thought Belgium at first but we need a challenge after all this winning. We are making Charlie Sheen look like Charlie Brown.

 

[Ilyanna]

Good idea. And since we are busy annectingbuying our new colonies Greece and Spain right now, you probably won't face any serious objections if you go for Portugal. I hear they have nice beaches, as well.

 

[Cassie]

Send me some Queso Manchego once you acquire Spain, THANKS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Invade Duffy's fucking house and blow her up.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Best steer clear of Portugal -- you'll have to deal with HITMAN.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hmm. What about one of those Scandinavian countries? Sporkland, perhaps? I admit they don't have much in the way of vineyards, but I've always wanted to see the Northern Lights and they're a very attractive people.

 

[Gagh]

I'd go for the Vatican, so our army, reduced to tatters by senseless coalition cuts, and now led by Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne will storm the city. Gazza will beat The Pope to death with a KFC chicken drumstick, whilst shouting for Raul Moat.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ALIGN WITH DR. EVIL AND GOLDMEMBER AND CONQUER BELGIUM!

 

[CaptainWacky]

We could molest our way through the Vatican, see how THEY like it.

 

[Loktar]

Attack the Cayman Islands. Plunder the offshore bank accounts. ARR!

 

[Enkephalen]

Great idea for boosting everyone's feelings of self-importance. Now, careful consideration must be given to the proper, tiny county to invade. Make sure they do not have a large defense fund.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about Iceland? We could take their ice.

 

[Dr Dave]

What about their land?

 

[FBI parte due]

You could invade Greenland and send all your alcoholics there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What about Iceland? We could take their ice.

Bjork already pretty much lives in England, doesn't she? So, what would be left there to annex?

 

[Gagh]

Attack the Cayman Islands. Plunder the offshore bank accounts. ARR!

This appeals to the taxman in me.

 

[Gagh]

Let's work our way around Europe. There's plenty of shitholes, tax havens and nothing nations we can pick on. Monaco, San Marino, Andorra, Moldova Luxembourg, Lichtenstein, Macedonia, etc...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Concentrate on countries who still aren't on the Euro.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bjork already pretty much lives in England, doesn't she? So, what would be left there to annex?

Their Halloween party supplies! (Secret joke only some people get.)

 

[Enkephalen]

They could just make up a country, call it Modavia or something, shoot some vids of the invasion for CNN. Some army surplus BDUs. . .heck, who would know it was all a farce?