British people are NOT welcome in the US on the 4th of July

[starguard]

Says this American Asshole

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[The Question]

So fake it might as well have a star on the Walk of Fame. Besides, their WOMEN are always welcome. Mwhahahahahahahaha...

 

[The Question]

Oh, and who's the Vulcan-lookin' bitch? See, dude got it wrong. It's the VULCANS who aren't welcome here on the 4th.

 

[starguard]

Oh, and who's the Vulcan-lookin' bitch? See, dude got it wrong. It's the VULCANS who aren't welcome here on the 4th.

:rofl:

 

[Dirk Funk]

I'd welCUM her to my party anytime.

 

[The Question]

We don't cotton to her kind 'round hyere!

 

[whisky]

Hard nipples poking through tops are always welcome, on women anyway

 

[Mirah]

I want to throw her on the bed

 

[Seph]

Im not going to say what i want to do to her, but i will say it involves a video camera chainsaw and a industrial size tub of Swarfega...

 

[Donovan]

I'd welCUM her to my party anytime.

Now how come I never saw nerds like that when I went to those conventions?

 

[The Question]

Okay, and now it's the 5th. Now the elves can come around. Y'know, that's what racists in Star Trek would call Vulcans.

Elves.

Klingons, otoh, would be called Herps. No, not a reference to Herpes. Herps. Her-pleasure. As in, ribbed for. Another slur for them, based on the same concept, would be just "fuckheads."

 

[eloisel]

I like British people. At least they don't come over here and try to force us to speak a foreign language to accommodate them.

 

[eloisel]

Actually, my best friend is British. I like that they drink tea. I'm a tea drinker. I just like ice in my tea instead of in a cup and I never put milk in my tea. Never. I also like that he perms his hair but his wife doen't. If he had been born a couple of hundred years ago, he'd have worn those poofy pants and leggings. I think it is possible he wears them now. He races cars in muddy bog like places for fun. I think it would be fun if he wore his poofy pants and leggings while racing his cars. But, he is British and probably wouldn't find that as fun as I would. Stiff upper lip and all that.

 

[Donovan]

Actually, my best friend is British. I like that they drink tea. I'm a tea drinker. I just like ice in my tea instead of in a cup and I never put milk in my tea. Never. I also like that he perms his hair but his wife doen't. If he had been born a couple of hundred years ago, he'd have worn those poofy pants and leggings. I think it is possible he wears them now. He races cars in muddy bog like places for fun. I think it would be fun if he wore his poofy pants and leggings while racing his cars. But, he is British and probably wouldn't find that as fun as I would. Stiff upper lip and all that.

better dial back those morning meds, this bit was pretty random...:smflaugh:

 

[eloisel]

better dial back those morning meds, this bit was pretty random...:smflaugh:

Interesting, your opinion. What did you find random about my previous post?