eloisel
Forever Empress E
See you when you get back, if I'm still here. If I win the lottery, I'm moving to my island and there is no internet connection there.
Homo Erectus
Registered User
Now that he's gone can I have his room?
Homo Erectus
Registered User
Why? I'm just going to shit on the floor before I move back to my room.
Homo Erectus
Registered User
lol Love you Jack!
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
jack's distraught and drinking heavily because his girlfriend broke up with him. She wanted to spend more time with her Girl Scout troop.
Consumer
Elder Statesman
Divorce or Marriage troubles broadcast on the Internet = Fail.
Divorce or Marriage troubles Publicly consoled through Internet sympathy = Fail
Divorce or Marriage troubles Publicly consoled through women (or female profiles) on the Internet = Fail.
Having made ALL of the above mistakes myself I shall say this: If your marriage is on the rocks, don't tell anyone until it's really broke (as in one of you moved out and took the dog with you).
If you are picking up virtual poontang, keep it discrete because you never REALLY know, do you?
Don't fall in love until you see 'em face to face and evaluate their bedroom skills "for real". (btw, this applies regardless of sex, male, female, hetro, bi, homo, whatever).
Falling in "like" may be unavoidable. Nothing risked, nothing gained.
Divorce or Marriage troubles Publicly consoled through Internet sympathy = Fail
Divorce or Marriage troubles Publicly consoled through women (or female profiles) on the Internet = Fail.
Having made ALL of the above mistakes myself I shall say this: If your marriage is on the rocks, don't tell anyone until it's really broke (as in one of you moved out and took the dog with you).
If you are picking up virtual poontang, keep it discrete because you never REALLY know, do you?
Don't fall in love until you see 'em face to face and evaluate their bedroom skills "for real". (btw, this applies regardless of sex, male, female, hetro, bi, homo, whatever).
Falling in "like" may be unavoidable. Nothing risked, nothing gained.
Homo Erectus
Registered User
so heroic.
SuN
.:~**~.~**~.~**~:.
I remember this flaggerchat thing getting a taste for u Jaxy....hope u go well, prepare 4 glory! 
Flagerchat is the enemy of my enemy; Ive utilised his 'work' b4, may do so again.
What would rly suit my interests, is him organising the transportation of said enemy to pakistan.
Pls remember my needs b4 any decapitation takes place.
If the opportunity arises, I call shotgun, u will be handsomely rewarded.
kthnx
Flagerchat is the enemy of my enemy; Ive utilised his 'work' b4, may do so again.
What would rly suit my interests, is him organising the transportation of said enemy to pakistan.
Pls remember my needs b4 any decapitation takes place.
If the opportunity arises, I call shotgun, u will be handsomely rewarded.
kthnx
Sarek
Vuhlkansu Wihs
Told you she wasn't 18. But you didn't listen.