Captain Francesco Schettino the new comedy figure that will unite the world?

[CaptainWacky]

With laughter? His latest COMEDIC CLAIM "I fell into a lifeboat." LOL! He's a CHARACTER!

(Thirty people died.)

 

[whisky]

Like the time Jeffery Archer fell into a prostitute.

 

['Gear]

Should be more like when David Carradine slipped off a chair.

 

[headvoid]

Do you think we can blame the whole Euro thing on him as well? I mean, Greece is involved and all...

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was also responsible for Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow.

 

['Gear]

That's it. Get a rope.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He holds back the electric car!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He erased all knowlege of TK from Menty's memory.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's fuckin with Michael Madsen, but it's not gonna fuckin work. Fuckk... man.

 

[curiousa2z]

His pomade makes my nostrils twitch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He talked to a girl before the boat sank. LUST WAS TO BLAME.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He thought it would be a cool way to commemorate the centenary of the Titanic.

He should have checked with his agent first.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was thinking about Titanic 3D when he crashed. KATE WINSLET IS TO BLAME.