CHESS

[Donovan]

Weel if you're using horse you'll fuck your hame up bad. That stuff is dangerous.

Is it bad when you post something so butchered and disjointed even YOU can't figure out wtf you were trying to say?

 

[jack]

Lay off the wine b4 posting. Take it from an expert.

 

['Gear]

Will you people please stop calling the knight a horse?

 

[Ilyanna]

Weel if you're using horse you'll fuck your hame up bad. That stuff is dangerous.

Is it bad when you post something so butchered and disjointed even YOU can't figure out wtf you were trying to say?

Interestingly enough, I had absolutely no problem to find perfect sense in that. Perhaps drinking helps your subconsciousness to channel some weird German ancestors you've never known existed, thus turning your perfectly literate posts into Genglish gibberish?

 

[FBI parte due]

"Hame" is junkie slang for "liver."

Makes perfect sense to me.

 

['Gear]

LOL Genglish

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Can you help or do I have to trust in the computer?

If it helps, I assure you that the computer will care more.

 

[Donovan]

Well if I needed a more convincing argument against the dangers of ruining your mind with drugs...

Weel if you're using horse you'll fuck your hame up bad. That stuff is dangerous.

Know what's funny? When I rightclicked onto my first post to copypasta, I didn't highlight it and one of the options was "translate to English." Fuck you, Vbulletin wiseass. Fuck you very much.

 

[Ilyanna]

^FUNNY, I NEVER GET THAT OPTION!!!* ::behindsofa::










*probably because vbulletin doesn't even register my posts as being attempts at any known languages, come to think of it.

 

['Gear]

Donovan sez:

ooh pretty horsie

Alright THAT'S IT!

KING ME!

 

[Seph]

Is that some gay hillabilly slang for a bumming?

 

['Gear]

Checkers bro. Real men play checkers. Not this pussy ass chess little horse bullshit.

 

[Love Child]

LOFL

The knight can tickle me too

 

[Kermit]

CHECKMATE ASSHOLES

 

[NaughtE]

If you want to play chess, go to Red Pawn online -
http://www.redhotpawn.com/rival/download/download.php

If you are any good, or get that way, and play tournaments, you'll run up against me eventually.

 

[jack]

LOFL

The knight can tickle me too

With it's soft muzzle.