COME ON ANDY Thread - The Final Seasons?

[CaptainWacky]

He seems firmly in control right now, but of course sometimes I type that then look again and hour later and it's 2 sets each or something.

WHY DO I POST THINGS LIKE THIS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tennis matches are really long sometimes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Looks like he SLAMMED it again today although I didn't see it live -- I'll have to catch a repeat overnight or tomorrow.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oh and he stuck up for the Williams sisters and women's tennis in general AGAIN today...

 

[CaptainWacky]

He fell on his hip on the first point (match just started.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He lost.

HIS METAL HIP SERVED HIM WELL IN THE FIRST TWO ROUNDS. Q'PLAH!

Now I'm not sure who to root for. I just want Djokovic to lose because he's a miserable bastard and I hate him lol.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The British number one Dan Evans is still in.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Everyone wanted Djokovic to lose lol.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's so hatable it's easy to do.

 

[whisky]

It didn't come home.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's only a game.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Okay I'm watching live now, he's up two sets to one but down 3-0 in the fourth set.

 

[CaptainWacky]

he was down 5-1 then he got a break, he's nuts

 

[CaptainWacky]

He lost, but he played for five hours on a metal hip, SO THAT'S KIND OF LIKE WINNING.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was watching when he won the third set and I thought WOO HOO HE'S BACK but then I had to start work, and I didn't see the results until I read your post.

THERE'S ALWAYS THE AUSTRALIAN THIS JANUARY ANDY, PLENTY OF TIME TO HEAL AND OIL UP THAT HIP YAH!

 

[The Question]

So did they ever cum on Andy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was watching when he won the third set and I thought WOO HOO HE'S BACK but then I had to start work, and I didn't see the results until I read your post.

THERE'S ALWAYS THE AUSTRALIAN THIS JANUARY ANDY, PLENTY OF TIME TO HEAL AND OIL UP THAT HIP YAH!

He was complaining that the other guy took an extra long break during the four and fifth set. Apparently it wasn't against the rules but it is against the "code" the players uphold or something. Maybe the other guy snorted coke between sets.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah -- then Twitter dragged Andy because he pulled this same stunt against Djokovic during a match when he was down 2 sets.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ANDY PROBABLY JUST HAD TO TAKE A REAL BIG POO OKAY.