David Blaine.

[Master of Poop]

Dear Gagh, you shouldn't talk that away about me. My poop army will now have it's revenge!

 

[Gagh]

The only fucking poop army you have, is the one spilling out of your mouth and hitting the keyboard, Captain Crappy.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER POSTING STYLE? ARE YOU CAPABLE OF ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS AMAZINGLY CHILDISH STREAM OF CRAP? HOW OLD ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU? WHY DO YOU EXIST???

 

[Master of Poop]

I exist to spread the love of poop. Embrace me or face a horrible death!

 

[Gagh]

I dare you to make a post consisting of more than two sentences, and without containing any reference to fecal matter.

You have to be a Comiconer, knowing their amazing ability to post only about shit for vast periods of time.

 

[Number_6]

He was defeated by the Super Best-Friends.

 

[Master of Poop]

I like country music. It makes me want to strip. My best friend is a cucumber. I love you!

 

[Gagh]

OK, lets make the next challenge more than three lines.

 

[Master of Poop]

Gagh, my daughter loves you. Why did you leave her? You know she's pregnant with you baby! She doesn't understand why you left, she loves you so much. When are you going to call her again. She wants you to have a part in her babies life. All she wanted was you to make an honest woman of her. How could you break her heart so?

 

[Gagh]

She spat in my porridge.

Why is your spelling so bad? Why is it so very familiar to somebody else's typos I've seen?

 

[Master of Poop]

MY DAUGHTER IS IN THE HOSPITAL. I MUST GO! WE SHALL SPEAK AGAIN.

 

[Gagh]

I did your daughter up the arse, BTW.

 

[Mandi]

Gagh, you're doing a fine job with this dual. Will you be taking your frustrations out on me tonight? PLEASE SAY YES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

RAPE ALL THE CHRISTIANS.

 

[Gagh]

SO LITTLE TIME SO MUCH RAPE

 

[CaptainWacky]

CHRIS BENOIT COULD HELP.

 

[Gagh]

But he's just a dancing pirate!