Davina - Jo tarnscript

[whisky]

Davina - so you were a bit of a racist in there

Jo - I wasnt

Davina - You were

Jo - I wasnt

Davina - But you did bully

Jo - I didnt

Davina - So you didnt do anything wrong

Jo - Not at all

Davina - fair enough, heres your best bits

 

[CaptainWacky]

Davina - Cleo transcript

Davina: So why didn't you step in to stop the fights?

Cleo: Err, umm, things are different in the house...yes...nosesex

Davina: RAPE RAPE RAPE

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Davina - Cleo transcript (continued)

Davina: Towards the end of the week you bullied Dirk and sexually harrassed him while dressed as a whore - tell me, how did you do your eyeliner?

Cleo: Of course, couldn't do it on my own. It needed a masculine touch. I called in Jo and she was very helpful.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Davina - Henoch transcript

Davina: So are you IN FACT the anti-Christ and will you bring about the end of all mankind?

Henoch: LOL!

Davina: GENIUS HOUSEMATE!

 

[whisky]

Davina Hitler transcript

Davina - So, you were quite racist, and caused teh deaths of millions

Hitler - Nien!

Davina - So you didnt do any of that?

Hitler - Nien!

Davina - fair enough, heres your highlights!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Voiceover: Yesterdeeeerrr at fooaa twenty twooo pm, Hitler exteeerrmina'ed 6 million Jeeews. Therefore, the proceeeds o' this week's phooone voote will go te chariteee.

C4 execs: Yup, that should cover it.

 

[whisky]

Channel four would like to appologise for the mix up last night, the voice over said, "to evict Hitler dial 01831" wheras the caption read "Save Hitler, kill all jews", we once again appologise for any confusion this may have caused

 

[Gagh]

Great stuff!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler has a moustache

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Davina - Ian

Davina: So you're gay now, we had no idea, did we audience? (wink)

Audience(hesitant): Nuh.. Um, NOOOOoooo!

Ian: Yeah, I did keep it quiet, didn'I?

Davina: So why did you out Lionel Ritchie as a gay this explains those adoptions?

Ian: Oooh! Could we have some FACE PACKS and MED PACKS and steff?!

Davina: Shut up!

Ian: OMG, SO HYPER!

Davina: Forget it.. genius housemate :roll:, here's your best bits.

Ian: OMG BITS!

 

[whisky]

helicopter!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ian: *bursts into perfect Steps dance routine* Oh, it was some shit like this!