Jesus christ this girl has no humor.
I do a thread about spiders and burning the house down
and she tweets back to me "I never understood arachnaphobia and its dumb" or something like that.
Whatever
Good for you! You like spiders.
Well then a day passes
and tonight she tweets out a whole bunch about how spiders are cool and good. I GET IT! IT WAS A COMEDY PIECE I TELL HER!
And then she says she has a dislike or anxiety for flies.
WTF
Get a fucking humor bone girl.
Oh also
She dislikes cats.