There was a young lad from Nantucket
Whose dick was so big he could suck it.
He said with a grin
Wiping spooge from his chin
If his nose was a cunt he would fuck it.
There once was a midget named Jack
Whose demeanor was totally whack.
He molested a kiddie
In a far distant city,
And taught the little shit to smoke crack.
The sea captain's tender young bride
Fell into the bay at low tide,
You could tell by her squeals,
That some of the eels
Had discovered a dark place to hide.
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