Do Juggalos even qualify as human?

[Charlemagne]

Well.... do they?

 

[Starship Coyote]

No.

 

[Volpone]

Concur. They're like cockroaches. Or hippies. Or the Irish. About the 3rd Faygo can I saw, walking my dog, I put out traps and poison.

 

[Loktar]

Well.... do they?

Yes. They are cool clowns.

 

[jack]

 

[The Question]

Negative, Ghost Rider. Druggalos do not fall under the classification Homo Sapiens. Just homo.

 

[jack]

Juggalo girls are hot though.

 

[The Question]

I always reserve a 60% "doubt buffer" when it comes to "juggalo girls" in photoshoots. At least 7 times out of 10, those girls would see a real juggalo, squeal, "Ewwwww!" and run for cover. Another 2 in 10 grow out of the phase and "Ewwwww!" later. The last 1 in 10 ends up a heroin addict missing teeth and having toes necrotize and fall off her feet within 2 years. (Literally. No kidding, I actually personally know a girl that happened to. Sleeping over at the apartment of a friend of mine, hardcore juggalette, heroin addict, had a heart attack at age 26 and had a fucking toe necrotize and physically fall off her fucking foot in his bed. Nasty. No blood, though; the Horse had so utterly fucked up her vascular system that the digit was just plain dead already when it detached from her foot.)

 

[Charlemagne]

Also, most of the female Juggalos I've seen... tend to be about 4'10" and weigh 350 lbs. They're basically humanoid bowling balls.

 

[Loktar]

Also, most of the female Juggalos I've seen... tend to be about 4'10" and weigh 350 lbs. They're basically humanoid bowling balls.

They can knock down my pin anytime.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Yes. They are cool clowns.

I could see you as a juggie.

You'll fucking do anything for attention.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Juggalo girls are hot though.

This one looks like you'd need a major antibiotics injection before you dove into that shit.

 

[Loktar]

I could see you as a juggie.

You'll fucking do anything for attention.

That's what Blackfoot's mom said after I saw her naked and blew chunks in her face.

 

[The Question]

About the 3rd Faygo can I saw...

Call it, "Faggo." Drives 'em nuts.

 

[jack]

I always thought they were just violent criminals. Didn't sort that they thought they were some sort of functioning society.

Go figure.

 

[Loktar]

I always thought they were just violent criminals. Didn't sort that they thought they were some sort of functioning society.

Go figure.

You fuck with ICP, you fuck with me.

Not really. Sounded tough though. I don't know why people are hating on the juggalos. They act tough but they have a gooey marshmallow center.

 

[jack]

I never liked the band. I don't understand the "movement" either, tbh.

 

[Loktar]

I never liked the band. I don't understand the "movement" either, tbh.

I don't understand the movement either but I like their music. If they ever do a concert near me, I'll be down to clown.