do your farts smell ?

Internet Troll

New Member
if they smell.. what do your farts smell like ?

mine smells like KFC
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
If you can't hear my fart then it smells like something crawled up my rear end and died. Of course, I quickly walk away from it and warn people to stay away from the area for a few minutes and not to ignite a match or in any other way produce a spark or open flame.

If you can hear my fart then it doesn't smell. I just say, "excuse me."
 

aeommai

cookie?
I wouldn't call you a fart though Internet Troll, you're more of a card. and yes you do smell
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
What, pray tell, is this thread doing here, instead of in "Speak Freely"?
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
But this area is for talking and bitching about other websites. This thread does not belong here.
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
And I suggest that you FUCKING READ WHAT EACH FORUM IS FOR!
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
Why are you calling me a stupid dipshit, when you clearly lack the ability to read the rules of each forum? You make New Age Posting seem like MENSA.
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
na i would stick my cock up his ass and fill him up but it aint worth wasting my jizz in him

so i wont do anything

Why must you say things about me that you want to do to yourself?
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
Well then, remove the organ that disagrees with you.
 
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