Does anyone need the Lord in thier life?

[Cacophony]

If you're able to work one of those child proof lighters, then sure.

 

[Seph]

yer i can just about manage it

 

[GANK MASTER]

Spoiler

The god troll has seriously been going on for over 2000 years. Don't you think you could come up with something a little bit more original?

Also, your signature and your posts are contradictory.

 

[Seph]

Spoiler

http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/motivation/cupcakeer_1.jpg

 

[Cacophony]

I don't get it

 

[Seph]

neither do i?

 

[total kaos]

i get it.

"gank master" is trying to do some healing.

 

[jack]

fuck Christ in the neck.

 

[Seph]

with a crucifix

 

[Loktar]

Spoiler

^Odin?

 

[Seph]

retard, not u loktar before u get all pissy...

 

[Loktar]

retard, not u loktar before u get all pissy...

I'm hardly ever pissy. for realz anyway.

 

[Seph]

I'm hardly ever pissy. for realz anyway.

bt for not realz like 35 times a day

 

[Loktar]

bt for not realz like 35 times a day

cunt.

 

[I Love Cunt]

penis

 

[Donovan]

The god troll has seriously been going on for over 2000 years. Don't you think you could come up with something a little bit more original?

This is absolutely true. One of the final, lesser known, letters between Peter and Paul went like this

Paul: LOL Jesus is the S O G. They totally fell for it.

Peter: LMAO pwned! Bitches!

Paul: OMG WTF These Nazarenes are the dumbest tards ever. Those two Mary broads were all over me last week when I told them they were cleansed. All it took was a lot of wine lmao.

Peter: We should get that one guy and dress him in white then pretend Jay-dawg is back alive again. LOLOLOL

Paul: Dude you roxxor. You are totally warped!

Peter: I know, right?

Note: This is a loose translation from the original Hebrew scrolls found in the Nag Hammanintendo caves...

 

[Sarek]

God will make it possible for ever lasting life.

Pray!

God says you're an idiot. I concur.

 

[GANK MASTER]

I shall pray for you, sir.

 

[jack]

You realize you're damned for eternity for your lies and bullshit?

Called blasphemy in the real Church of Christ fuckley, and you've committed the gravest sin a fake Jesuit could commit.

 

[Donovan]

But since you're praying for me, could you ask what the fuck happened with the Broncos this year? I thought God had my back but he really dropped the ball on that one...I don't need the lord in my life if he's gonna fuck up my fantasy league, that's a hundred bucks there...