Does Santa Clause exist?

[Sir. Helpmann]

Do you believe?

 

[jack]

Oh fuck and a half yes.

Right down to cookies and milk for the reindeer.

 

[jack]

That's fair trade reindeer milk btw from grain fed reindeer.

 

[Elrod]

It's Claus, not Clause. Curse you, Tim Allen.

 

[Sarek]

Actually, It's Kris Kringle.

 

[Elrod]

Wow, you know everything.

 

[Sarek]

Wow, you know everything.

Yes. And that's why I keep telling you that you're an idiot. I KNOW you're an idiot.

 

[VKD]

There ain't no Sanity Clause.

 

[Elrod]

Yes. And that's why I keep telling you that you're an idiot. I KNOW you're an idiot.

If you thought I was smart, I'd slit my wrists.

 

[Sarek]

If you thought I was smart, I'd slit my wrists.

Well, then I think you're a fucking genius. Want to borrow a knife?

 

[Elrod]

Well, then I think you're a fucking genius.

I knew that, because I know everything.

 

[The Dork Lord]

If you thought I was smart, I'd slit my wrists.

Do it anyway.

Remember, down the sidewalk, not across the street

 

[Cacophony]

Actually, It's Kris Kringle.

I thought it was jolly old Saint Nicholas.

WHY HAVE I BEEN LIED TO ALL THESE YEARS?!

 

[Sarek]

I thought it was jolly old Saint Nicholas.

WHY HAVE I BEEN LIED TO ALL THESE YEARS?!

Because Santa will tell little girls anything to get them to sit in his lap.

 

[Cacophony]

God damn that fat bastard.

 

[Sarek]

And you wonder why he was so jolly.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Makes you wonder what's REALLY in that sack...

 

[jack]

A pony!

 

[Henoch]

This thread is racist & i refuse to participate in the poll options.

 

[Sarek]

Shut up Henoch.