Donovan thinks my baby is going to need therapy by age 10...

[Laker_Girl]

None of the other kids I've raised need therapy.

 

[Yub]

Yet.












































I couldn't help myself, the door was wide open.

 

[Mirah]

Ok.
#1. LOL
Just kidding
#2. Really you care what Dono or any of us say or think?
#3. Lots of people need therapy, its no big deal.

 

[Loktar]

recent events indicate even I might need therapy.

 

[Yub]

 

[Ilyanna]

Everyone needs therapy. The fact that we grow up in self-destructive 'civilizations', raised by people whose neuroses are, in general, larger than their annual income, and are forced to do a million things that go against our instincts and common sense before we are even 3 years old, leaves no other option than to go to a shrink who has grown up in a self-destructive 'civilization', raised by people whose neuroses were larger than their annual income, and was forced to do a million things that went against his instincts and common sense before he was 3 years old.

Fuck, we're doomed.

 

[FBI parte due]

Yeah, but it's waaaaay more fun than the alternative, which involves living hand-to-mouth for 40 years and then getting eaten by a lion.

 

[Tisiphone]

I have a chemical imbalance, so therefore, I need therapy. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

OMG I JUST TOTALLY OUTED MYSELF BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS SANE AND NORMAL

 

[jack]

I've had therapy for 20 years now. It's the only thing that keeps me from discovering all your real addresses and hunting you down one by one.

 

[Tisiphone]

You mean that wasn't you in the bushes last night?

 

[FBI parte due]

1198 Blue Hill Ave, Boston, MA 02136

See you there!

 

[jack]

actually it was

 

[Tisiphone]

PERVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

 

[Donovan]

He's totally lying, I didn't see him anywhere near your bush...bushES. BushES I meant. Anyway he was not there at all last night or the night before. I'd have seen him, MY FRIEND I mean, would have seen him....

 

[Donovan]

None of the other kids I've raised need therapy.

This is totally out of context. I never said your kid would need therapy at age ten, I said I'd pay for a couple of sessions when he turns ten.

He's gonna need therapy when he's seven.

And it's gonna be your idea.

I am psychic, I know these things.

 

[Tisiphone]

He's totally lying, I didn't see him anywhere near your bush...bushES. BushES I meant. Anyway he was not there at all last night or the night before. I'd have seen him, MY FRIEND I mean, would have seen him....

My bush, er bushes, must be a tight fit.

 

[Donovan]

My bush, er bushes, must be a tight fit.

certainly appears to be quite snug. Good landscaping too. You must have a very proficient hispanic fellow doing the sweaty work.

 

[Tisiphone]

DAMMIT HOW DID YOU KNOW?

 

[Donovan]

Duh, psychic. Also it's Texas. Every landscaper there has to be hispanic, it's a law or something.

 

[Tisiphone]

Easy guess.